The shoot is starting.
Mr. Actor.
I don't know when that will air.
But people know you acted.
- The director said I'm a secret character. - Alright.
Hello, viewers.
Weekly Idol!
On today's show...
You've never heard of this...
(Noisy)
(Please be quiet)
Quiet, please!
You guys can just speak louder.
- We haven't introduced you yet. - So we're out of the shot.
Just stay quiet to be mysterious.
Mysterious?
You are all watching Weekly Idol now.
This is not "Gag Concert."
I think Kim Youngchul planted the seed.
That's right.
Youngchul was on this show too?
I guess anyone can be on this show now.
Please! Just give us a moment.
We're in a different class than Youngchul.
I thought this show was hard to get on but if Youngchul was here...
- It means anyone can be on here. - Let me introduce you guys!
We don't know what to do today either.
Let's shout it out first. Idol of the week!
We said idol.
That's how we started the show
but these two are not idols.
However they're as popular as idols.
Let's just bring them in. They've been talking too much.
Let's bring them in so we can talk to them.
It's a new girl group that just debuted.
Double V!
Double V...
Be more like a rookie girl group.
(Modest)
(An elegant entrance we haven't seen yet)
Jump around more.
That was more like a beauty pageant contestant.
- 2, 3... - Hold on. Not yet.
- Why? We practiced. - We prepared this.
You have to look at the right camera.
Oh, we do?
(Song Eun I)
(Kim Sook)
(Double V)
(Says hello too soon)
- Hello... - Not yet!
- Why not? - The camera...
When can we say hello?
You have to do a deep bow like idols do.
Over there.
- Move up? - Just a bit.
You went too far.
Can you try to look prettier as you walk?
Like an idol or girl group.
Like a girl group.
(They keep doing what they're told)
How am I supposed to stand?
You said not to walk up and not to stand too far back.
Where exactly should they be? Is this right?
- Yes, you're fine. - We're good.
Stand with your feet together now.
Please greet the viewers!
Did you hear that? Excuse me.
Why do a deep bow?
- Did you hear that? Excuse me. - What?
Did you hear that?
You keep talking to us!
Please pay attention to your hosts.
Please greet the viewers!
What did they say?
You've never seen this show?
Not a single episode.
You've never watched the show and you don't know what this means.
Did you really debut as a new girl group?
You were ordered to be on the show?
No, we were cast officially.
Yo, shouldn't the host have better pronunciation?
Yo?
(She's so casual... Sorry)
- Double V! - I'm sorry.
She doesn't know better.
- Double V! - She doesn't know any better.
I tend to be disrespectful. Sorry.
We'll block your single from coming out.
I hear they're quite powerful.
- Among idols... - They've made stars here.
We're like godfathers of the idol world.
I heard you made groups famous.
Of course we did. Some of them topped the charts.
Let's try it again.
What did you say though?
Please greet the viewers.
Is that what you said?
It's like our signature on this show. Please greet the viewers!
- Hello! - 2, 3, dummy.
2, 3!
2, 3! V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! We're Double V!
(Improvised)
Sorry but...
Were you really cast on this show?
We're sure of that.
I didn't believe it at first.
Sook called me and said that
she got a casting call from Weekly Idol.
- What? - I told her to stop lying at first.
Was it awkward when you got that call?
You could've said, "We shouldn't be on that show."
This is the show of my dreams.
You don't even watch it!
(Disbelief)
I'd rather be on this show than "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
But you haven't seen a single episode!
That's why I wanted to be here.
She actually had another gig today but she cancelled it to be here.
What gig did you have today?
You have several today, right?
They're asking us to step forward.
Euni, just make something up.
You don't want to seem lame.
You two aren't on our show often.
So we'll declare a special oath
before we get started today.
An oath? Did you always do this?
Just read it.
We only do this for special guests.
You two can read this.
Closer.
Please move it closer.
(The words are too far away)
- Her vision is getting worse. - The prompter...
That's the biggest font.
Not like that. Give it here.
How about you just...
- Read from here. - That's perfect.
- I'll hold it this far. - That's perfect.
So it doesn't show on camera.
We declare!
I, Song Euni...
And I, Kim Sook...
Sorry, but face that way, please.
- Is that possible? - The main camera is there.
- Is this possible? - Yes.
(Euni and Sook declare an oath)
We swear!
I, Song Euni...
And I, Kim Sook...
Will be like newbie singers...
And won't get angry or hit the hosts...
We swear that we'll get through
the entire shoot. We swear.
Thank you.
Please keep your promise.
We're only at the opening and
we were addressed so
casually and rudely...
We may be close but...
I got upset when you yelled at us to be quiet.
You tend to get more easily upset when you're older.
She gets really sulky.
That's why we had you declare an oath.
- So you won't get sulky. - Okay.
When did Double V debut?
Precisely in 2017...
- Aren't we in our second year? - How is it our second year?
(2 years already?)
Our album came out on December 25, 2017.
- That was in 2017 and it's 2018 now. - So it is our 2nd year.
You've already been active for 2 years?
We released our album last Christmas.
Your title track is called "3 Do." What does that mean?
(They always get stuck on questions)
Make something up.
"3 Do." Don't say it's for the provinces.
It's really long. It's a long story.
I love going to karaoke.
- I love to sing. - And she's good.
Whenever I sang at karaoke...
- She'd harmonize. - 3 octaves.
And sometimes it sounds rich and nice.
So I'd be singing on my own and she'd come in and harmonize.
Among our friends she's known as
the harmony machine.
She became really good at harmonizing.
I always harmonize.
We started singing songs together for fun.
Then a screenwriter invited us to sing at her wedding and we did.
We sang the song "Seashore Rock."
♪ I'm a seashore rock ♪
You sang that at a wedding?
You have to harmonize.
(They show off their harmony)
Is that right?
(Huh?)
(The harmony machine is malfunctioning)
That didn't sound quite right.
Didn't you call her a harmonizing machine?
Hold on...
I don't think that's quite 3 octaves.
She was hunched over in the car.
She was probably playing mobile games.
Try it again.
It was too high.
(Sounds clean)
(Hand stuffed in her pocket)
(Her hand really draws your attention)
I'm sorry but you're a rookie. Can you take your hand out?
(Oops)
Can you tie my hand?
Why do you stand like that to harmonize?
Do we have a rope? Or some handcuffs.
Why a rope?
Please act like rookies.
JYP has to sing like this and I have to sing like this.
Lee Seungchul does this, JYP does this...
- And I do this. - You do that.
- It's my signature. - I guess it is.
So we sang "Seashore Rock."
It became a big deal on our podcast among our fans.
People would imitate us...
So we decided to make the song "3 Do."
You can harmonize to any song?
She's a machine.
She was gaming in the car, so she messed up earlier.
We'll have a little test.
Sure. Who's it going to be?
- Bring it. - We'll each sing a song.
(Hyeongdon sings first)
(She comes in harmonizing right away)
(She came in at the right timing too)
(Let's go, Sook)
(Sook is like a harmonizing robot)
You have to be good at this.
- You can do it. - I can keep up with any song.
(Defconn sings next)
(She can harmonize to foreign songs too)
(She can even join in on the dancing)
She really can do any song.
I can keep up.
This is like a new skill I'm seeing here.
I never knew you'd be so good at harmonizing.
- Euni, sing anything. - Me?
♪ So so so ♪
(The same word too many times)
(Only singing so)
(Come on, Euni)
How do the lyrics go?
(Hahaha)
(She thinks of the next line)
(She changes songs since she doesn't know the lyrics)
(Sook harmonizes like a robot)
Wow!
I can do any song.
I'm not very familiar with this, but I could hear the chords.
That's what I do.
You two really did go to karaoke often.
- Euni, can you harmonize? - No.
I can do what I'm told.
If Sook tells me to sing a certain way I can do that.
What's the song you can harmonize the most beautifully to?
"3 Do."
- "3 Do?" - Of course.
Than what is "3 Do" about?
Our life.
It has to be about life.
It has multiple meanings. It can mean our life.
Who wrote the lyrics?
The composer.
You're talking like you wrote it about your experiences.
Not a single line.
I didn't participate in the making of the song at all.
You probably gave some feedback.
We did pick the song out.
Since you pay the composer.
Sure. We paid for the song.
- "3 Do" can mean life. - Sure.
A song with harmony just like...
Rather than living life alone,
we should live in
the harmony we build up together.
That's the little message of the song.
Trivial yet philosophical.
Really?
Can we hear you sing "3 Do" live?
No problem.
Without any music.
A capella? Sure.
From the beginning first?
Let's start with 10.
(They get started so quickly)
(They snap like they're in a church choir)
(Such a blessing)
(The hosts join the choir)
This is like a gospel song.
Father.
(Happiness evangelists)
(What's with her eyes?)
(Their singing made things warm and fuzzy)
That was a blessing. It was like a gospel song.
Can you do that too?
Ballad, jazz and trot versions of your song. You can do that?
You can sing a trot version of "3 Do" and other versions too.
We need the music to do that.
I think we can do the jazz version though.
The jazz version...
("3 Do" jazz version)
(Why does she have to stand like this?)
(Sook adds harmony)
(Singing jazz with her face)
(Bringing out all the jazz soul from her body)
(Sook malfunctions because of Euni)
Euni, your blood pressure.
- Save me! - Your blood pressure...
We asked for a jazz version. Not an impression.
Louis Armstrong.
It's a good thing you stopped.
Let's do the trot version. I think we can.
They can do that too.
Just sing it with your face. That's all you need to do.
You can do a trot version?
(Euni does as she's told)
(Singing trot with her face)
(The dance changes depending on the version)
How do the lyrics go again?
Euni, can do a Lee Sunhee version?
Go from Lee Sunhee to yourself.
These seem like impressions you're doing.
- She can do Yoon Bockhee. - A Yoon Bockhee version!
Who was it again?
- Lee Sunhee. - Oh, right.
Yoon Bockhee's version of "3 Do."
She'll do the Yoon Bockhee version first.
It looks good these days.
I don't get botox, so the wrinkles really show.
Here we go.
Start with her song and go into our song.
- Like that? - ♪ If I was ♪
I'm like her avatar.
Start with Bockhee's song.
(Does what Sook tells her to)
(Cringing)
(Cringing together)
(Giving it her all)
(Tearing up because it's so funny)
(Euni is putting on a show here)
(You have to respect Euni)
(This comedian of 26 years is giving us great footage)
I'm crying...
That was just like Yoon Bockhee.
(The avatar's master wants to sing more)
The Lee Sunhee version.
(Endless requests)
She's like a producer.
She wants you to hurry. The Lee Sunhee version.
She's like a real singer.
(Gets started)
(An opportunity to show off her impressions)
(But these are all her ideas)
(She really gives it her all)
(Passionate singing)
(Blood pressure rising)
Hold on. Why didn't you join her?
You forgot to harmonize.
- Wasn't she just doing impressions? - No.
You guys are singing "3 Do."
I got too into her singing.
Nice job.
I think we can climb to the top.
We'll leave now.
Let's go, Euni. We're done here.
This is harder than coming up with comedy skits.
I'm sure of this though. The hook of your song...
It's pretty catchy.
We're with Double V.
And this is a signature segment on our show.
The Random Play Dance.
But we don't have a song.
We did this for ballad singers too.
And there are other songs besides "3 Do."
- There's "Imagination." - I have quite a few songs too.
You were in Unnies, and you did other songs.
I'm afraid you'll play Unnies.
We'll play songs at random
from your long singing history.
And all of them have dances, right? "Imagination" had a dance.
There was some movement.
She has "Imagination" and the song "Age-Height."
You did a Nike freeze for "Imagination?"
- Not that... - Like a b-boy?
I did a project together with
Song Seunghyun of FT Island called Two Song Place.
Our title track was "Age-Height."
That song could play too.
Since your songs might come on separately,
the person that makes a mistake should buy a gift.
- For the winner. - For the winner?
- The one who doesn't make a mistake. - Since you feel bad.
I want a TV.
If Sook wins she gets a TV.
- What do you want, Euni? - What do you need?
Well, Sook keeps asking me.
I'm really into this one car.
A car?
(Oh, come on...)
Don't be such a scumbag.
You're asking me to buy you a car?
She's asking for a TV. A car is a bit much, isn't it?
How about an appliance?
Then there's this air purifier I want.
I think I know what size you want.
An air purifier and a TV on the line.
Let's see Double V's Random Play Dance.
Such big gifts since we're older.
Euni, you don't know what song will play.
It could be something totally unexpected.
- Really? - But they're your songs.
- Really? - Yes.
- What will they play? - Then that's fine.
Here we go. Cue the music!
("3 Do" by Double V)
(Loading the song)
(Loading complete)
(So at peace)
It's such a cute song.
(Skipping ahead)
(They change)
(It's like a musical)
It's like a musical.
(What's with her?)
(Getting into it)
("Imagination" by Song Euni)
This dance is so easy.
- Don't you have some other moves? - We're all watching.
(This really is the whole dance to this song)
You have to do the right dance.
("Shut Up" by Unnies)
(Shut up)
(Her body remembers the dance)
(She remembers each move)
(She doesn't dance at this part)
I don't dance for this part.
("Right?" by Unnies)
(Loading)
Like it!
(The dance looks right)
Is the dance that simple?
(Her moves don't look that precise though)
(Oh)
(A body wave)
("Age-Height" by Two Song Place)
What's this?
(It takes them a while to remember)
What's this? It's your song!
(Laughs)
(Euni starts dancing)
I remember all the moves!
(This is Euni's song with dancing)
She remembers.
("Lend Me $40,000" by Kim Sook)
What the...
(She realizes what song it is a bit late)
(But she's wrong)
Why? I was dancing!
You were like, "What the..."
We heard you say that.
You should've started right away.
There's an improvised line. ♪ What the... Lend me ♪
We heard you say that. That's not in the song.
It is. Listen to it.
That came from you. "What the..."
It's part of the song.
If only we didn't hear that...
She said it without realizing.
It's a song from 2002.
"Lend Me $40,000."
What was this?
That's the dance for "Age-Height." Look at my hand.
(Try it, it's not that hard)
(Like this)
Two Song Place's "Age-Height."
It's age and height.
In English, age and height.
So it's 1:0.
You almost have that air purifier.
- Of course. - Let's keep going.
Again? We're doing this again?
Best out of 3.
Oh... That's a lot.
Bingo versus I love French bulldogs.
Cue the music.
("Shut Up" by Unnies)
(Her loading time got faster)
I think she's making these moves up.
It's fine as long as we can't tell.
(Flapping around)
It looks totally off beat.
("Imagination" by Song Euni)
(Sook walks away)
(Here comes Euni)
(It looks like she's just acting)
This is "Imagination."
This is "Imagination?"
- This is "Imagination." - Back in the day...
It's so easy! There's no dance!
She still is now but Euni was really cute back then.
("You're the Boss" by Kim Sook and Yoon Jungsoo)
What is this?
- What is this? - "What is this?"
(What is this?)
"What is this?"
It's part of the lyrics.
"What is this?"
♪ What is this? Are you the boss? ♪
♪ What is this? I think I'm the boss ♪
What if that part isn't in the song?
It is.
What if they play it again and it's not there?
It's in the song. ♪ What is this? Are you the boss? ♪
And if it isn't in the song?
Sook, don't tell lies that'll be found out right away.
- If it isn't in the song? - What if we check?
(It's not in the song)
- It's not in the song. - I'm sorry.
What was that about? Why'd they play that song?
You have more songs than I thought.
She does have a lot of songs.
Why do I have so many?
It was too much for her.
So Euni won 2 rounds in this best out of 3 battle...
She wins an air purifier!
(I already feel so fresh)
We'll take a short break.
Let's go.
A break from doing what?
We haven't done anything.
That's already half the show.
- Really? - It's break time.
Can this be aired?
Sure.
We're with Double V.
"Rewriting Your Profile"!
Everyone in Korea knows the names Song Euni and Kim Sook.
But the name Double V...
- Right. - It's unfamiliar.
- It's unfamiliar for us too.
We have your profile
and we'll rewrite it here.
Isn't it a lot better with chairs?
Of course.
- Why can't your feet reach? - Pardon?
Is that important?
- You look uncomfortable. - You're not levitating, are you?
If I look uncomfortable, I'll do this.
We'll look at Euni's profile first.
You rapped?
"I'm 43 Years Old."
I like Lee Sangmin's old style of rapping.
Rather than the current style...
Ah! Like a lion's roar.
Ah!
You released a single?
I was preparing the song, but Sook told me not to release it.
I'm just the avatar. I listen to Sook...
Beenzino thinks you can rap?
He's a really good rapper.
To tell you about that...
Beenzino heard Euni rap.
He stood up and clapped. He then gave the chain
on his neck to Euni.
- Show us what you showed him. - Just once.
Because Defconn is famous as a rapper too.
(A strange way to get started)
She can only rap to this song once a year.
I might blow my vocal chords out.
But it was hard for us to get on this show so I'll do it.
- You can see it again next year. - Shouting...
"I'm 43 Years Old."
(Excited)
♪ My name is Euni, I'm 43 years old ♪
♪ To relieve my loneliness, I buy everything at the mart ♪
(She's heard this too often)
(Everyone else laughs)
(He really loves it)
That was like a vacuum cleaner.
What did you think as a rapper?
A pretty good message though, right?
There was a message?
♪ To relieve my loneliness, I buy everything at the mart ♪
I relieve my loneliness through shopping.
I think the song would work in Jamaica.
In Jamaica?
This is unexpected.
You're taking dancing lessons at night
and you've been learning Japanese dancing.
You learn Japanese dancing with Kim Shinyoung?
- Yes. - What's Japanese dancing?
It was really hot in Japan last year.
- High school girls? - Japanese high school girl dances.
That was huge.
90 people dance together.
One day Kim Shinyoung called me.
She said she had to try it.
That's why we signed up for lessons together.
Those dances are really hard.
We practiced for 2 months straight.
The song goes...
(Dancing to a 1990s dance beat)
(The girls dance at such a fast tempo)
It's really hard.
She can show you... Can you?
It's insane. And she's really good at it.
The hook...
It's really fast.
- You do the dance in bare feet. - That's right.
Cue the music.
(Watch the dance she practiced for 2 months straight)
(So energetic)
(She's a dancing machine)
(This dance requires a lot of energy)
I'll try even harder if you get 5 people to dance with me.
(Trying her best, feels bad)
(Sook, don't look at me like that, this is my prime)
It's a really fast song.
(Not a moment of rest)
(Flapping around)
Look at her feet.
(Euni is a variety show legend)
(Respect)
(She's so energetic)
(She tries her best at everything)
It's so fast.
Sheesh!
(She still keeps her smile)
(Much respect for Euni)
(Putting her shoes back on)
I heard this dance won 2nd place at a Japanese...
- High school dance contest. - Of course it got 2nd.
In Osaka.
These girls in Japan...
They do appearances on music shows...
- Would you like to take 5? - Yes.
We'll let you get your breath back.
(She lies back for a bit...)
She can only do this dance once a year.
Shinyoung is the captain of the team comprised of
Shin Bongseon, An Yeongmi, Kim Younghee and myself.
We call ourselves Celeb5.
If you invite us all...
We can fill up an hour with just dancing.
You never get any rest. You do woodworking too.
Woodworking...
Do you really do that?
We went to a craft workshop.
Why though?
We had so much free time.
I was trying to look for a hobby.
Nothing is quite as time-consuming as woodworking.
It takes an entire week just to make one chair.
- A week to make a chair? - Of course.
You need to be thorough to make the parts fit.
You can't just saw the wood and nail it on.
So I learned woodworking and made my own bed.
A TV stand...
I even made a shelf for my records, a table...
Do you have a woodworking license?
Not a license.
Euni is really good at making boxes.
She could make her own coffin now.
(Hahaha)
Of course.
- You'll really make your own? - Yes.
She was looking at some paulownia wood.
Isn't it cheaper just to buy one?
It is. And they're well-made.
It would burn up when I'm cremated anyway.
But paulownia is harder to burn. It's very hard.
I hear you're good at hammering nails. Can you show us?
Really? I can even drive spikes
into the hearts of people.
(She said that while laughing)
I've hurt Sook a lot with the things I said to her.
- Let's see if we have some time. - Yes.
For real?
Hammering is very important in woodworking.
These are nails for concrete.
Right. Not for wood.
This is...
And...
You don't hammer nails into the knot.
That's messed up. Why'd you put her nail in the knot?
You guys are scumbags.
(She got angry right away)
I'm sorry. It's just that our staff has never learned woodworking.
You have to avoid the knots.
- Why'd you put the nail in the knot? - It's like a target almost.
Real carpenters avoid the knots.
- Because it sprays back at you. - We learned something new.
You guys are scumbags. You gave me two right gloves.
They have no woodworking experience. Just share them.
If you look here...
They gave Sook two left gloves.
Just split them up.
Nice one.
- Can you do it in one hit? - In one hit?
Euni can do it in one hit.
If you can do it in one hit...
We'll air your entire music video.
- We'll give you 3 tries. - 3?
- You'll air our music video? - The entire music video.
I don't think this is going to work.
It's hard.
This should be hard to get in.
I won a lot of cigarettes for my seniors during festivals.
This is like a carnival game.
3 tries.
1.
(Goes in)
2. This is your last hit, Euni.
(Euni fails)
(She didn't get the nail all the way in)
That's unfortunate. But you got it pretty deep.
I'll try.
(Bang, bang, bang)
(Anger)
(Furious hammering)
(Dang it)
(A furious lion's roar)
- This is what happens. - I'll give it a shot.
Sook will try 3 times.
- 3 times. - I'll stand back.
(She scans the hammers)
- She's checking the hammers. - That's important.
Those are both the same hammer.
I usually like to use my own tools.
In 3 hits.
I'll hold this end for you.
I'll hold this end.
Focus. I'll hold this.
You just wasted one turn.
(She misses)
You have two hits left.
- You still have two. - Two left.
(She misses again)
One hit left.
So she wants to get it in one hit.
- She wants to show you all. - In one hit.
Sook likes the dramatic.
(The last hit)
(Is a total miss)
(Geez)
I'm very unhappy about this. Can I try one more time?
- Go ahead. - One more time.
Let's see how many hits it takes.
Right here. It's right here.
We'll see how many hits you need.
(Oh!)
(It went in deep)
Once.
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(The force hurt his hand)
You can feel the vibrations.
That hurt my hand.
This won't do.
They use electric hammers these days.
They use power tools.
Let's continue with Euni's profile. There's so much stuff here...
Your special skill is Excel.
You do all the administrative duties yourself at your own company.
- Yes. - She does.
Really? You have an agency though. You're in FNC.
That's my agency.
When I stated my podcast and started producing my own contents...
I established a separate company for funny podcasts.
You're the CEO and accountant?
CEO, accountant, talent...
And bathroom cleaner.
- We got a team for general affairs recently. - Oh, general affairs.
After 2 to 3 years of being established.
- I did everything myself before that. - That sounds hard.
I didn't make the financial statements or anything...
But I felt like I had to know the basics like revenue and expenses.
Since this is your special skill...
Can we ask you to do our administrative work for us this week?
(Her first time doing this on TV)
- We need to test you. - This is so funny.
This is ridiculous!
For real? On a laptop?
Really?
You could just be lying about how good you are
just to say something on TV.
It's written here.
- Start from the back. - Let me see.
It looks like the date of the shoot is set.
Oh, this is regarding the cameras.
Right. On how many we need.
This is equipment inventory.
12 6mm cameras and 6 hand cameras.
Make a graph of the equipment used on each shooting date...
I've never made a graph before.
You can make graphs on Excel?
If Excel is your special skill, shouldn't there be a graph?
I only do stuff I need to do.
We don't need visual data at our company yet.
You just put the numbers in?
Yes. I can find the average cost of each piece of equipment.
Find the average cost.
I'll be working on this then. Sit here.
Get to work.
I need some time.
In the meantime we'll look at Sook's profile.
(Peeks)
She spelled date as "dare."
Hold on...
If it was your computer...
This isn't mine so I'm not used to it.
Sook.
She's known for being good at listening to your concerns.
You must've done that a lot.
Yes. Our podcast is about counseling other people.
Just regular folks.
AKA Erena. What does that mean?
I have this character I do. Erena.
I speak in dialect like this.
- It's an act. - I talk like an older lady...
In my Erena character.
Rather than sounding stern, if I speak like this...
- People can relate. - It makes them comfortable.
Defconn, do you have any concerns?
- Concerns? - Regarding the drama you're in.
You did a drama?
He acted in a drama.
I'm an expert in that field. I know dramas.
It's a miniseries.
I don't have much acting experience.
I'm concerned whether I can pull off the role or not.
- I feel pressured. - Let me talk.
Nobody knows that you're acting.
(So relieved)
Try harder.
I want to laugh too!
I want to join the conversation! Can I stop this?
People tend to regard what they're doing as a big deal.
- I was like that too. - What is this?
But more people don't know.
I thought I was a huge deal.
I thought like that too, but nobody knew.
Is it twice for episode 322?
If you have to ask, wouldn't it be better if the staff just did it?
Twice for episode 322?
Half and half.
Oh, it's not one episode?
This is one episode...
Oh... How do I do this?
This is really hard!
My hardest shoot in my 25 years of being active!
You can do this. You have to.
Erena, Hyeongdon has a concern too.
This guy I know keeps asking me to play a video game with him.
- So I started gaming. - Okay...
And a lot of kids play that game.
The kids keep cussing at me. Those young punks...
Then learn how to cuss.
Learn how to cuss? I should cuss back at them?
Yes. Learn the game and the cuss words.
So when you get cussed out, you can respond with something harsher.
But a 10-year-old and a guy over 40 cussing at each other...
It's all anonymous anyway. You don't know who anyone is.
So when you get cussed out, cuss back.
- Cuss back at them. - You can cuss at each other.
And I want to tell you this.
If you're addicted to gaming, try to enjoy it.
Or it'll just tire you out.
Why are you so surprised?
Why did you need a GoPro on this date?
(She's complaining that we've been using too much gear)
You usually used 6mm cameras and handhelds. Why'd you use a GoPro on this date?
You needed a Mark V and 4 GoPros...
Who was the guest for this episode?
That was for Uhm Junghwa.
We had more staff members for that shoot.
You need that camera for Junghwa.
She brought a lot of dancers.
Really? Now I have to make another column for this.
Sheesh...
Erena, do you have any concerns yourself?
- For me... - You're so busy these days.
I have one concern these days.
I'm actually addicted to traveling.
I love to travel.
But it's been like 3 to 4 years since my last trip.
It's been too long.
It has. 3 to 4 years.
I think I'll end up taking a trip soon.
I'm going to go somewhere soon.
Can I get a calculator?
A calculator...
Doesn't Excel do all the math for you?
Doesn't Excel do the math automatically?
No, it's not as good as a calculator. It's wrong sometimes.
What are you talking about? Excel can compute all that...
The numbers come up automatically.
No, sometimes those values are wrong though.
- You use Excel to figure that stuff out. - No, no.
You have to use both.
- If you're going to write things down... - I need a calculator.
Why not use an abacus?
You used 60 split into 11 weeks...
60 divided by 11...
There's much to do.
- Did you finish it? - I'm done.
She found the average cost.
Can you explain what this is?
For 11 weeks, on average you used 5.5 handhelds
and 12 6mm cameras.
2 Handycams, 4 GoPros...
And one camera.
5 camcorders on average. And 12 6mm cameras.
We use 17 cameras?
When we use a lot.
But this is the average...
You used a lot recently.
You had a year-end special and a special with dogs...
Sheesh!
Am I the accountant here?
I'm not getting paid for this!
Your numbers are off.
No, man!
All I did was put in the data I was given!
We never used 17 cameras.
This doesn't make sense. We don't use that many cameras.
- Oh, whatever. - Is this a prank?
I am not ashamed at all.
(So much for her Excel skills)
These numbers don't make sense, Euni.
We use 24 cameras on average?
Look, people...
Korea is a lot nicer than you think.
They have these estimate sheets.
Whether you pay the paycheck to the person...
It'll compute the rental costs.
I've never seen things done like this! What's wrong with this show?
All I have to do is punch the numbers in and it gives me everything.
- So you used a sample. - Right!
Let's get rid of this. Take Excel off her profile.
You were way off. You shouldn't have wrote this.
You guys should use that program.
You just have to pay for it.
The values didn't quite add up...
What if your company gets audited later?
We have nothing to take.
I'm not ashamed at all.
What a way to wrap it up.
A fun fact about Sook's body.
She can see her temples because of her bulging eyes.
- Oh... - Since a long time ago...
This is for real.
- How can you see your own temples? - She can do it.
Hold on. Let me show you how far I can see.
Your temple is right here!
You have to compare this with someone else.
If you stand like this...
Can you see my finger or not?
(Tries to glance)
How could anyone see that?
Sook can see it. She can see how many fingers.
For real!
- Let's do the finger test. - Try and test her.
Give her the finger test.
Let's see. Sook, can you see this?
Sure.
- You can see this? - Yeah, I see it.
- Then how about... - 2 fingers.
(She looks comfortable as she glances)
(Chills)
What? Was it 2?
Sook, on your right side this time.
That? 3 fingers.
(Answers immediately)
(Chills!)
(Sook is amazing)
I got chills!
Isn't that amazing?
- You're like an insect. - Isn't it amazing?
I'll tell you how much I can see.
Euni, just stand still.
- You can see her? - I see her.
On a good day, I can even see the back of her head.
On a clear day with no fine dust...
I guess you'll never get attacked from behind.
I don't use my side view mirrors.
I see everything.
One time I was driving...
I was driving one time...
The passenger next to me was like, "What are you doing, Sook?"
"What is it?" "Your side view mirrors are folded."
Oh, you're right." That's when I noticed.
- You have no blind spots. - I see everything.
I'll do something. You do the same thing.
Can you see me? You can a bit, right?
I see you.
Face forward.
(Copying)
(Sook's magic trick)
What was that?
I see everything.
What do you call this? Having good eyes?
Her eyes are wide-angle lenses.
Fisheye lenses.
We're watching Double V show us some amazing skills.
One can do Excel, another has wide-angle lenses for eyes.
Double V and Double D's battle!
- Is this a segment? - It's my first time seeing it.
Dynamic Pigs?
Is that how it is?
It's the first time we're doing this segment.
I think it's a battle between the hosts and the guests.
- What are we doing? - I don't know.
- Do we fight? - I don't know yet.
Do you think we'd win in a fight?
Let's find out.
Euni and Sook have been a duo for 24 years.
Our hosts have been together for 12 years. You both have great teamwork.
It's been 12 years for us?
We're not a duo.
We're just colleagues.
I'm like his boss.
It's the same for us.
To test your teamwork, we'll have you play some games.
Is there a prize?
The losing team has to grant a wish for the winning team.
- What should we ask? - The losers do something for the winners.
We'll put our music video on the line.
Our music video?
- The entire video. - The entire video.
We'd like a computer.
- That's so... - That's a big difference.
- We'd like to change our gift. - We'll change.
It's your entire music video.
Forget that.
I heard you spent $45,000 to produce it.
Quiet! My mom doesn't know yet.
You need your song to be successful.
Quiet!
- Or else nobody will watch your video. - Can we bet something else?
It's not like we'd get anything that great.
You guys are going to ask for a really good gaming computer.
You think I don't know? One that needs like 6 ventilators.
Ventilators?
Computers have ventilators.
They're fans. Cooling fans.
They're not ventilators. How embarrassing, Euni.
Those gaming computers
have all sorts of lights and ventilators.
Those fancy ones?
(Everyone should talk like them)
I haven't heard that term in a while.
We'll change our prize then.
Euni, you want your entire music video to air, right?
Then for us...
For our show...
With no strings attached...
- Remember Celeb5? - Yes.
You can just perform.
- With no interview? - No interview.
We'll say, "It's Celeb5!" Then you all come in.
You just do your dance and leave.
But the thing is... The others...
I'm not part of that group, so we'll bet that.
Watch what you say.
- We'll bet that. - No, no.
Hold on.
No!
1, 2, 3.
But I have to ask the other girls.
We can just win the game. Think positively.
We can just win. Agreed! Deal!
(Euni is so easily swayed)
You'll get something out of this no matter what.
The game is simple.
You'll dance to the music
and when the music stops, sit on the cushion.
Musical chairs?
Musical cushions.
We're ready.
But are we allowed to get physical, like by grabbing their hair?
Keep in mind that I wear glasses.
- I can't tell a person apart from a cushion. - Really?
Yes.
We won't go easy on you guys.
Great song!
(Excited)
(The battle has started)
(But things are lively)
(This is her song)
(They all go round and around)
(Aah!)
(A big crash)
(A compact car crashing into a dump truck)
(Euni is on the floor)
That really hurt!
Sorry, Euni!
- Sorry. - It's not like that...
You have sharper bones than I thought.
This part here is really pointy.
I'm sorry. I just want to see Celeb5 here so badly.
We have to see them.
We'll end it in this second round. We won't go easy on you.
Sook!
Don't lose on purpose to be funny.
It doesn't matter if I lose. I'm not in Celeb5.
This way, Sook.
No, but you should still do your best.
Alright!
- At least make it tied up. - Alright.
- Let's just dance, Sook. - Yeah.
I don't care whether I win or lose.
The other girls are going to yell at me...
(Double D vs. Double V round 2)
How exciting!
(She's so easy to please)
(Singing passionately)
Celeb5, are you watching?
(A joint performance by our hosts and Double V)
Celeb5!
(The music stops)
Oh, alright. That's fine. Okay.
This is what you wanted, Euni.
That was too easy.
Sook, you should've rolled around to be funny.
That'll happen soon, Euni.
Will it? It'll happen soon?
- Who's going to win? - Me.
We never go easy.
Keep in mind that Sook is strong.
- I'm not strong. - I won't go easy on you.
I really want to see Celeb5 perform.
Where else would you perform?
What's this?
This is our song.
The one with Rose Motel.
(It's like a club in the basement studio)
What a great song choice!
(Yelping like a millennial)
(They're really enjoying themselves)
I think it'll be soon.
(Right now? Right now?)
(Falls)
(Plop)
Sook!
Sook! Sook! You can't do that!
Hold on! Come on, Sook!
Why are you interfering?
That's not right.
(She warned them it would get physical) Get over here!
Sook!
How could you put your hand there?
- What? - He's a man.
What did I do?
Why are you so annoyed? Let's play again.
No, Sook! Your hand...
Let's play again. I'll let this one slide.
Play it again. Again!
♪ Wild rabbit ♪
It was over when I sat on it.
Alright, no trying to steal the cushion.
Now it's whoever sits on it first.
Okay!
Let's be cool about this.
Cue the music.
(Double D vs. Double V final round)
(The basement studio is fabulous, right?)
(I'm on Euni's side, right?)
(I have to win this, right?)
(Everyone goes crazy tonight)
(These two are loving it)
(Looks nervous)
(They're enjoying this)
The song started again!
(The song should stop soon)
Playing this with a guy...
Keep dancing! Dance!
I am dancing.
(Euni is satisfied)
Playing this with a guy...
Keep dancing! Dance!
I am dancing.
(Euni is satisfied)
(This is what Euni wanted to see)
Get her off! Get her off!
(Sook latches on)
What is this?
I shouldn't be doing this with a guest!
He's a stress doll!
Sook! Get off me!
What is this?
You gave it your best.
Sook, that's enough. That's enough.
(Euni wanted to see them roll around)
She's like a bear!
You were a stress doll.
- You were all over me! - You dragged him around.
- Sorry about that. - This is bad.
The battle between Double D and Double V...
Double D wins!
It looks like the Celeb5 performance will finally happen.
All those girls are so talented... Have them show you...
For other people...
The five of us combined have over 100 years of TV experience.
- That's not important. - It isn't?
Condense those 100 years into 3 minutes and 30 seconds.
But just 3 minutes and 30 seconds...
It takes 2 hours for them to get their makeup done.
That's how it is for all singers.
Sorry, or else we get nothing out of this.
- So we had Double V on our show today. - You'll be fine, Euni.
They were bubbly and bouncy like a new girl group should be.
Bubbly and bouncy?
- We were so surprised. - That hurt my knees.
We saw your energetic performances and your passion.
Who's the leader?
- She is. - I am?
- Aren't you the leader? - Why?
- I'm the leader? - You're stronger.
Yes, I'm the leader.
Sook the leader, how was today's shoot?
I have no reason to ever be on this show.
I'm at the age where I can't be here.
But it's such an honor that you gave us this opportunity.
I'm so thankful.
This is the last thing we're doing to promote our album.
It's our last TV appearance.
You're going to disband and go with Celeb5?
I should join Celeb5.
Because this is the end of Double V.
- This is your last TV appearance? - Yes.
It was great that we could have our last TV appearance with you guys.
We have no intention to do any other show.
Say a few words to your loving fans.
We weren't around long, but we thank you for all your support.
It's been happy, people.
Thank you. This has been Double V!
V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! This has been Double V!
(Thank you for supporting Double V)
(Double V is done)
(But our harmony will continue)
(Double V's song is so therapeutic)
(Please listen to Double V's "3 Do")
(We hope to see Celeb5 perform soon)
(Tune in next episode)
Amazing singers born in the year of the dog! Wheesung and Hwanhee!
You guys have so many hits. We have to hear them.
(They sing their hit songs)
(Hwanhee is so manly as he sings)
(Hyeongdon does an impression of Hwanhee)
(Wheesung shows off his skills)
(Hyeongdon has to do an impression)
(These ballad singers have hidden charms)
(This isn't something you can see often)
(Do everything you want to here)
(They'll show off their great dancing skills)
He doesn't act cute but he will if you ask him to.
(They try very hard)
(A new version of the confession song)
(We can't show you everything in the preview)
(Tune in next episode)
("3 Do" by Double V)